Oh. My. God.

Its the newest sensation that's sweeping over the good ol' USA, coning; a simple act of fucking with hard working Mcdonalds employees. So put your serious faces on everyone, remember eye contact is key and most important keep the ice cream off the floor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKmXrmqdsVw

It's the first time I've ever seen a condom in real life.

Oh dearest stumbleupon how we adore thee and thank thee for your magnificent ideas.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xHA2TftU5g

And this...is Jackass.

In light of the 99 degree weather with humidity added on to make it around 110, life in Wisconsin sucks.  Forced to hide indoors and avoid the sunlight due to the risk of the sun drying you up instantly, we were so bored.  After days of being forced to hide indoors a brave few of us decided to make the trek outside and found that the pool was a haven among hell.  Wonder and amazement soon followed and then turned into some not so good ideas that made for good footage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsmbSXibToM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctXCb4tgYEw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToRdvF2BxAE

You better enjoy this, it put us through hell and back.

After a long awaited time we finally have the first part of the 4th video done! Woot woot! We will continue to try and get the rest of the video up in time but we hope you enjoy the little bit we have done for you.
-Sloane and Abe

http://www.veoh.com/watch/v21086968y63X7dJe

Boston or bust

Dear Pedro and any one else who cares,
As you know my family and I (I being Sloane) will be departing for Boston in less than 8 hours. Since we have become slightly addicted to filming every aspect of our lives we will be filming during our Boston extravaganza. However we do not wish to pollute how my life went Portuguese so we made a new blog (another new addiction of ours.) We honestly expect very few, if any of you to visit this blog, it's more for us, but if you would like to here it is.
http://chroniclesofboston.blogspot.com/

Sincerely,
Sloane and Abe

So, we decided to be bad...

Laura and I (I being Sloane) went to go pick up Emma in Burlington.  Upon arriving we were forced to watch tv for hours while Emma showered.  When she was finally done she informed us that she had seen a railroad crossing sign while kayaking earlier today.  So we went and got it only to find out that the sign was still attached to the pole.  A nice 12 foot pole that really did not fit into our car.  So we drove home with a pole sticking out the back with Rhondas swimming suit attached to the end.  It was a good day.

Well, we tried.

So yesterday we decided to try and make paper lanterns, this sadly didn't go so well for us.  All of the lanterns literally crashed and burned.  We plan to keep trying to get them to fly and eventually we would like to get one to Portugal for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYyDbxwn_yM

Fuck 1 hour 47 min movies

Dear Pedro,
As previously stated we made a movie for the 4th of July weekend, but as of now it is being a little bitch.  We will continue to work to try and get this video up because we love it but until then we feel as though it is time for us to show you the wonderful blog we have made for you.  So soon I will be posting on your wall and directing you to this page.  I hope you enjoy it, I know all of us have had fun making the things on it so far and we promise there will be more to come.  We miss you and love you.
Sincerely,
All of us.

We have a question for you...

how my: thumb almost set on fire, my shins got scratched, my latern didnt fly, teeth got grills, life is simply full of one gift after another...

Pedro, we (almost) sent you a paper lantern we hope(d) you('d) get it.
Pedro, we burned every paper lantern we made today.
Pedro, everything we do we are keeping you in mind.
Pedro, we played drop off, the chasers were accused of cheating.
Pedro, we are going to make more lanterns. THEY WILL WORK, and you will get one.
Pedro, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmp6zIr5y4U
Pedro, we love you.

This video makes me hate you a little.

I would just like to inform you that this video has put me through hell and back a few times over.  From being corrupt, to taking hours to save, to deciding it just doesn't want to upload it truly hates me... Also, windows movie maker blows big time.

Fourth of July Weekend

Dear Pedro Torres,
Since you could not be here this weekend we decided that the most practical thing for us to do would be to film this entire weekend.  This means we ran around like mad men filming every second of our lives.  We apologize for the length of this video, apparently a full weekend takes up a lot of time when you attempt to make a movie about it.  So here is our tribute to you, happy 4th.  Enjoy.
Sincerely,
All of us