How My Life Went Portuguese

"duhhh hello? i wanna speaka to a soooombody that speaka portuguese." These were the first words Jose Conholio Raphael Nadal Maria Pedro Contortionist Torres spoke as he stepped of the plane on 6/9/69. He was lost in this new world but managed, after a few panic attacks, to find his new family. After one year of pure hell in America he returned back to Portugal, beaten and broken. We created this blog in order to torment him in his homeland. So ha Pedro, we still got you. *evil smile*

Sunday, October 9, 2011

I Can Fit Huge Balls In My Mouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrWxOH4ZWUk

Homecoming 2011, Enough Said.

Body Paint, Sam Ward's Dancing, Glitter, Blue Men, Homecoming.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6meqWVFza9A

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Why Women Are Insane.

After a relaxing night at Laubers, cramming Teagan and Sam into the trunk of a car together and then singing showtunes, Abe went along with the idea that it would be a wonderful to get his eyes plucked. So Jenna went after him with a tweezers and his eyebrows became much less bushy. It was a wonderful occurrence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdrzFkQIMPE

The Script.

The attractiveness of their voices filled us up and made us happier than we had ever been before in our lives. From fawning over how attractive they were, to catching a sweaty towel, to screaming our voices away and now wanting to marry Irishmen it was a night to remember for forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgyqK_EAjfY