Hi, I'm Laura and I can fit big things in my mouth.

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the number of times Sloane give me the death look a day
the number of  people that tell me they hate me (a day)
the number of hours i spend pooping a day
the number of suicide jokes i make a day
the number of times i wish we could graduate already (an hour)
the number of cats i wish i had
the number of hours i spend at Sloane's house (every two days)
the number of times i shoved a foam football in my mouth at football games
finally,
the number of pieces of double bubble gum i can fit into my mouth (chewed)

Love,
Yours Truly,
A friend of yours,
From america,
Sincerely,
Forever and Always,
PS,
Me.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7awfi5jjqw

I Love Cats

So anyway...  I don't actually like cats this much.  But me and Tess have memorized this whole song while painting a rocket.  So here it goes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxjei-8q_Nc

It's Christmas in November.

So, after leaving the house for the first time in months (due to the play) we went to walmart! Woo Hoo! Upon arrival we found an odd mixture of Halloween and Christmas stuff.  Twas enjoyable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATnfW4jxGU

Welcome to the Funny Farm

We got kittens.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcODDjT68TU

She Lived a Short Life.

Poor April, Sean neglected her and she died.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05VB8sVDkF8

Yay Harry Potter Club!

Since the new Harry Potter club was up and running and is actually a real club (shocker, I know)  a few of us decided to make wands.  Out of sticks.  They still aren't done.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j0u08AVDjw

Corn Maze Hell

We made the bad choice of thinking that a "haunted corn maze" would actually be haunted.   God forbid they actually make a haunted corn maze haunted, that would obviously be too much work.  So we got to attend a long corn maze at night, that was it.  The highlight you may ask?  Throwing corn at Sam and making velociraptor noises.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ0nLcIZdbY

Goodbye Ringo.

Since we forgot to do a goodbye video to Ringo, we are just going to pretend this is it.  He was a... dog.  He liked to bite people and be mean to us but he did have decent moments like this one.  So goodbye Ringo, maybe you will be missed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtaFY1LqVMk

This is How American Couples Work Through Their Problems.

Sam and Teagan Forever <3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-sdkM2RWI

A Surprise for Sara

Blake was over for the weekend and we decided to not tell Sara for once.  We brought him with to pick her up and she didn't even notice him... Slight disappointment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg_EaPtBnxk

Her name...is April

Her name is April and Sean loves her.  She was discovered one day in one of Sean's friend's backyards and she soon made it into our house.  Despite objections from most of the females in the house, she had found a new home.  Sean was prepared to nurse her to health (after he dropped he and broke one of her legs off) and so the story of April began. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLXuCaPoryc