How My Life Went Portuguese

"duhhh hello? i wanna speaka to a soooombody that speaka portuguese." These were the first words Jose Conholio Raphael Nadal Maria Pedro Contortionist Torres spoke as he stepped of the plane on 6/9/69. He was lost in this new world but managed, after a few panic attacks, to find his new family. After one year of pure hell in America he returned back to Portugal, beaten and broken. We created this blog in order to torment him in his homeland. So ha Pedro, we still got you. *evil smile*

Monday, January 23, 2012

That Awkward Moment When Half the People In the Room Become Gay

After a few rounds of quality psychiatrist we decided we need to do something a little more difficult. We would all be in love with another person in the room. I (Sloane) was in love with Jenna, Sara in love with Ryan S., Sam and Laura were madly in love, and poor Dylan had to hopelessly fawn over Blake who was our psychiatrist. Things got very awkward very fast, so do enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvDkszxrzZA

Monday, January 9, 2012

This has nothing at all to do with you, but you will love it nonetheless.

ET Harmony. Love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjTRQAVCW_Q

This is a little late, whoops.

Well this video is simply of us sending off our package to you. A box of undies, some outdoor toys and whatever else we have found in the last year. Oh, and a very belated goodbye from Sam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXBNwbxoIJI